So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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