i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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