there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
