these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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