Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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