my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
