fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Also, beer. Big fan.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
