are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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