i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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