Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I think I just sharted jello shots
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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