the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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