she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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