when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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