just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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