I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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