was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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