I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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