Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
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