South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
ugly people sure do ruin things
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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