its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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