He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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