im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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