They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
