idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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