Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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