is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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