Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We're too hungover to prance.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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