i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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