This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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