Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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