Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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