I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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