I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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