the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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