the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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