I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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