I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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