I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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