But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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