Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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