My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
two words: eviction party
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
