I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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