I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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