Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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