How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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