just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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