Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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