barbara walters just said penis...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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