every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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