Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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