...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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