as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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