So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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