Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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